A Sausage

Well, you've stumbled across the random sausage. This page is completely useless. completely. Nobody cares about this page. It is alone, in darkness. Waiting for life to really come. The sausage is upset, because he may never be seen. They are alone. Yet, you visit, and read this page, although it consists of nothing due to the topic. What are you expecting? A reward? All you achieve is the sight of this particular sausage. There are no turnips, no promo codes, not even a link to a flash game. Yet you hang about. You could join the chat, or just play my turnip. Maybe even a round of Burrito Bison. But you read this page, with a ridiculous title. Why do you do it? You may not be the same as others. You may be special. Why do you just waste so much time on this page. Your life ticks away, but alas you stay, and read useless text, and waste millions of useless brain cells, reading this. Just typing this page has given the writer a sense of boredom. All this time, wasted on a page of ridiculousness. It is truly a waste. Say this code to Robotguy for a reward Riflemanisastinker. But alas You may of read all this text, for no reason. Why did you do it? Even I don't know... Looks like this is at last my friends. you go to exit the page, to play a game or go on discord or something. Tallyho!

sausage is lovely, by the way.