Turnip the BEET turnip.

This turnip is very good at mix taping, rapping, and DJ'ing. He has two meter tall sub-wafers, a knarley skateboard, and a cousin named radish. Who isn't a radish. (What?) He lives in the disco isle of the supermarket, next to rapp'n radish and saxophone squash.

Taste:
Like a turnip, but slightly more spicy.