Cthulhu

Wikipedia page for Cthulu:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cthulhu fan-made H.P Lovecradt wikia page for Cthulu:http://lovecraft.wikia.com/wiki/Cthulhu

A large sea creature, destroying everything in it's path. Likes long walks on the ocean floor, romantic novels, and giant squid. He has a hate for turnips, and will destroy everyone he sees. However, hates air, and will only breath it for one minute. He is often used for capturing a turnip, and almost never loses. He has many uses, as he can fly, for a minute, is huge, so smashing things isn't a problem. He is one of the strongest beings in the turnip universe.

Taste:
Like barnacles, sea salt, and blood. With a mild hint of squid bait...